Set up to fail

The idea present behind this game is really great. A unique side scroller where you attempt to build your zombie horde as large as possible. However, this game really makes it hard to have fun. Most obstacles in the game are completely unavoidable, causing your horde to stay in the single digits, at least up until you play the game for hours to unlock all the upgrades, which really don’t do much for you either. If the point of this game was to be difficult, that would be understandable, but the way in which this game controls makes avoiding all the object completely impossible. The jumping mechanic is horrible as well, as many times when your horde grows larger than 7 or 8 zombies, a few at the end of the pack will be unable to make longer jumps, regardless of how good your timing is. This game sticks obstacles together as close as many fast paced games such as the Impossible Game, while keeping your control over the zombies slow and sluggish, truly setting you up to fail. If you enjoy extremely small victories over countless hours of play, this may be the game for you, but if you enjoy making any sort of progress, or even fair gameplay, you will mostly likely hate this game as much as I do.

Feet smasher about Zombie Tsunami, v3.7.0